I just upload things willy nilly without any sort of pattern. I guess that's "News" >___>

I shall carry on creating boners though, cause like.....its my job.

Just a reminder to get off your bums and go spend time with your families while you're still able to! -Love, Lexxilicious

I'm on the go so much that I hadnt even realized that Thanksgiving passed.....Fuuuckkk. 

By the way, thank you for the 300 of you that stuck around after this confusing transition from THAT OTHER SITE to here. Newgrounds is a bit more tedious in terms of uploading, but it's good enough to do the things I want to do. Sorry things are a bit slow on my end; there are literally consecutive days where I'm not home to record audio because I do whatever I can to stay closer to work (2hrs from where I live.) 

Can I turn back time to 2013-2015 where I had more time to be Lexxilicious...?

Art courtesy of Ebony: https://www.deviantart.com/ebonyinkstone

Thank you to those in Wuten's server who gifted this to me! <3 Tumblr just hid it, and I feel bad. 

ASK ME About Personalized Commissions! 

Missing a horse for your project? Or just want a personal sexy voicemail for your phone? Commission meee! (NOTE: I work a day job, so give me some time to complete your requests.)

Voices Available:
Button’s Mom 
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Pinkie Pie
Spike
Applebloom 
Fluttershy
Granny Smith
Queen Chrysalis
Any non-horse character voice you need

Criteria!!!

>Must write your own script to give me 
>Mix in whatever characters you want 
>Price is by word count. I’m flexible about pricing. 
>I reserve the right to refuse a comission for any reason I see fit. (extreme fetishes, excessive male domination, no creativity and just a "make sexy noises" request, ect.)

Hold on for a bit folks, uploading audio here takes quite a bit longer than on THAT OTHER SITE, so things are going to be slow for a bitttt.

Just give mistress a little time to get her juicy butt settled into her new home. ;)

For any newbies who have never heard of me before...well...I dont really have a full on introduction other than I've been making boners pop since 2013 and I LOVE IT! 

I havent touched Newgrounds in like a decade, so lets revisit this shit. 

1. Mkay, so I can post audio, which is good....what about photos?.........................................mkay so i cant drag and drop photos, I have to manually upload them.......................i see, I have to upload them to the server and size it......fuck this is taking too long, but it'll do.

2. K, now can I alter text for if I have to threaten an uncultured cuck W̮̱̙̯̞̺̝̘̱͠͠I͙͉͖͞T̶͞͏̩̝H͉͙͙ ̵̫͈̰A̭͙̺͔ ̼̰̼̟̦̀͝D̵̛̙̣̣͉̫̘͎͠È̡̘̲̯̰̤̞̞̞E̸̞̦̥͎P̜̯ ̴̢̩̹̯͉̻̭̹͟F̳͕̗͚Ṳ̸̫͚͠C̶̠̰K̡̮̫I̷̟̺̞̙̥̲̮̹N̛͕͚̞̩̣̺̦̙̟G̖͔̙̪̞̕ ͚̫̬̹̣͟Ą̀͏͈̯̯̻͚͉͈ͅŚ̘͍͚̀Ş̰̙̙͔͙̺̲̫͘ ͏͕͖͓͇̳̹͈͓ͅP͙̯̀͞E̵͎̗̗̺̥̺̱̣͠G͕͚̻̬̗͟G̺̬͔̠͚͝I͚̕N͇̟̺͚̝̘͢͢G̮͇̗͍̗̕͞?͎̩͉̞̤͖̳̗̖͘͡

Yes I can~

3. Now what about videos? ......................fuck, only videos with embed codes, so no sexy stocking or vore videos.

Alright, this place is going to take some getting used to. Bare with me folks, I've been on that OTHER site for 5yrs, and I'm searching for another home.